Tirecockz Pride Edition Prank Dick Shaped Valve Stem Cap - 5 Pack

Well, well, well, my fabulous darlings! Are you ready to sashay your way into the world of TireCockz Gay Pride Edition? Oh, honey, let me tell you, this is the kind of product that's gonna make heads turn faster than a lip sync showdown!

Picture this: five fierce colors, serving you more shade than a summer afternoon in Palm Springs, hunty! And while it may not be a towering 8 inches, it's definitely bigger than any other trick up your sleeve, darling!

But what truly makes TireCockz sparkle and shine brighter than a rhinestone-studded gown? It's the ability to gag your family and friends like they've never been gagged before! Cover those valve stem caps with the pizzazz and panache of TireCockz, and watch the room light up with laughter and disbelief!

From wild Bachelor and Bachelorette bashes to the most solemn of occasions, TireCockz is the gift that keeps on giving, darling! Because life's too short not to add a little sparkle, even at a funeral!

So, kittens, what are you waiting for? It's time to werk it, own it, and snatch up your very own TireCockz! Because remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here?

Patented Design Protected by U.S. Patent #D991156

Official Cock Mobile Design:

• With a standard length of 1.625-inches (including balls).
• Can screw on to any Schrader style valve stem (most common valve stem in car tires
• Contains FIVE cocks in each pack.
• A multitude of colors (for the risky: we have glow in the dark).
• Used for cars, bikes, motorcycles (etc.).
• No the black cocks aren’t bigger.
• Great for pranking and gag gifts.