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"This present doesn't suck" Purple Gift Bag

"This present doesn't suck" Purple Gift Bag

Regular price $4.99 USD
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One modest claim, delivered in purple. "This Present Doesn't Suck" is a funny gift bag that overpromises nothing and stands behind it. The purple finish is loud enough that the bag gets noticed before the gift does.

  • Size: Medium - 11" W x 4" D x 8" H
  • Fits: Books, boxed gifts, bottles, apparel, novelty items
  • Material: Purple paper stock
  • Handles: Twisted rope, reinforced bottom
  • Tissue paper: Not included

Works for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, office parties, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day and graduations - anywhere a gag gift lands better than a card.

Reusable and recyclable purple paper stock. Made by MilkToast Brands.

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