Offensive Crayons 24 Pack
Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades
- 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
- Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
- Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
- OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
- Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)