Nature's Cock Shots 2025 Calendar (PRE-ORDER)

🎉 Introducing the 2025 "Nature's Cock Shots" Calendar! 🎉

🌿 Ever wondered if Mother Nature had a sense of humor? She does! And it's hilariously inappropriate.

Our 2025 "Nature's Cock Shots" calendar is a jaw-dropping, giggle-inducing collection of nature's finest phallic formations. From majestic rock-hard monuments to surprisingly suggestive clouds, even islands that’ll make you blush—this calendar is packing more than you bargained for!

🌄 Rocks. Clouds. Islands. If it's got the right shape, we’ve captured it in all its high-resolution glory!

Whether you're gifting it to that one friend with the "dirty mind" or just need a good laugh for the office, this is the ultimate gag gift for 2025. Guaranteed to provoke smiles, chuckles, and awkward conversations.

Perfect for:

• The friend who laughs at "That's what she said" jokes 🫢
• Your weird uncle who collects garden gnomes 🍆
• Office Secret Santa (brace for HR emails) 🖊️

Warning: Side effects may include double takes, blushes, and uncontrollable laughter. Proceed with caution!

Order now and bring a big, natural surprise to someone's wall next year! 🌿🍆