Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon
Isakok Cock Cannon

Isakok Cock Cannon

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Voted Grandma's least favorite gift - 2023 🏆

  • Shoots a 2.5-foot cock into someone's face.
  • Disguised as harmless "ISAKOK" 🤣🤣🤣 Japanese incense sticks.
  • It's not though... it's a dick projectile with big hairy balls.
  • A completely covert prank.
  • Not for your grandma - but that's EXACTLY why you should get her one!
  • Features handy pull-tab... For faster deployment.

*NEW* Discreet Packing Slip. Hides what it truly is...

They'll never see it coming. 🤣🤣🤣

 

------ Here's how it works: 

Do you remember that jelly beans or peanuts prank? Where they open the can and a giant snake springs out? 

The Cock Cannon is exactly like that - but instead of a fake-looking blue snake, it's a giant, 2-and-a-half-foot cock that flies out... With big hairy balls. 

Absolutely hilarious! 

It's all hidden in what people think is a Japanese Incense brand called ISAKOK. The name flies over their head until the contents flies over their head. haha. 

And just like the real thing, it's completely reusable. ♻️ 

So after you've got your friend with it, stuff it back inside the can and get your brother. Then jam it back in the can and give it as a super-secret Santa. 

It's the gift that keeps on giving.