Humping Animals 2025 Calendar (PRE-ORDER)

Humping Animals 2025 Calendar
Because nothing says "Happy Holidays" like two animals gettin’ busy.

Looking for the perfect gift for that one friend who's just a little too hard to shop for? Look no further than the Humping Animals 2025 Calendar! That’s right – 12 months of wild, unfiltered animal passion. Each month features a different set of furry (and sometimes scaly) creatures getting frisky in the wild, completely unbothered by your judgmental gaze.

This calendar is the ultimate conversation starter—or ender. From pandas who finally figured out what to do, to penguins who’ll make you rethink monogamy, every page is a majestic reminder that nature just doesn't care about your sensibilities.

Whether you're gifting it to a colleague, your cousin who lives in a van, or that ex who still texts you weird memes, the Humping Animals 2025 Calendar is the gift that’ll make them laugh, cringe, and question why you're still in their life—all at the same time.

Warning: Not suitable for prudes, grandparents, or anyone who still thinks "the birds and the bees" involves actual birds and bees.

Humping Animals 2025 Calendar—because if the animals are doing it, your gift-giving game can too.

*will ship by the end of October