Endless Woofing Christmas Card with Glitter

This Christmas card barks "Deck the Halls" nonstop until the battery dies

It looks like a festive, fun holiday card — Charming and harmless, right up until they open it. Then the wiener dog cuts loose: "Deck the Halls" sung entirely in barks and howls, and it does not stop. Close the card and the barking keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.

That's the whole joke. It carries on long enough to earn a "what did you send me?!" text, and it's the card the dog people in your life won't forget. For anyone who thinks "Deck the Halls" sounds better in howls.

How the Endless Musical Card Works

1. Open the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.
2. Insert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
3. Once they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.
4. The glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.

Great For

• Christmas — the merriest, woofiest card on the mantel.
• Dachshund & Dog Lovers — the sweater-wearing wiener dog is their whole personality.
• A Gift Exchange or Stocking Stuffer — small card, big bark.
• Anyone With a Sense of Humor — and a tolerance for barking carols.

Plain white envelope included in all cards