Endless Retirement Card With Glitter

The Retirement Send-Off That Refuses to Retire

Looks like a gorgeous "Happy Retirement" card — palm trees, a beach chair, a cocktail with their name on it. Then they open it and a farewell song kicks in, loops back to the start, and does it again. Inside it reads Farewell (Forever) — and it means the forever part. Forty years of service, and this is the send-off that won't clock out.

How the Endless Musical Card Works

1. Open the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.
2. Insert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
3. Once they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't stop it.
4. The glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.

Plain white envelope included.

Great For

• Retirement parties — the send-off gift that quietly becomes the entertainment for the whole party.
• The coworker escaping the office — payback for every meeting they made you sit through, in song form.
• The boss finally clocking out — a farewell that keeps going long after they've left the building.
• Early retirement — for the friend leaving the workforce young while you're still stuck in it.
• Anyone who tries to end the celebration early — prying open the battery to stop the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.