Joker Greeting
Endless Retirement Card With Glitter
Endless Retirement Card With Glitter
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Endless Retirement Celebration Card: 3+ Hours of Music & Hidden Glitter Revenge
Can't take the endless celebration? Ripping the card releases a spectacular explosion of large glitter pieces, ensuring they'll find sparkly reminders of their special day for years to come (just like they'll remember you).
How the Endless Musical Card Works
- Open the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample
- Insert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
- Once the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later
- If the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card
Occasions for Retirement Prank Card
- Retirement Party Gag Gifts - Musical retirement card that celebrates their freedom for 3+ hours straight
- Last Day of Work Pranks - Perfect sendoff for coworkers retiring after years of office shenanigans
- Boss Retirement Gifts - Finally get revenge on that micromanager with endless celebration music
- Early Retirement Jokes - Prank card for friends retiring young while you're still working



