Endless Graduation Gift Bag

This graduation gift bag plays an off-key "Pomp and Circumstance" nonstop once it's opened

"Congrats Grad!" on the front, pennants and a grad cap — a proper celebration bag. Tuck the real gift inside, and the moment the grad opens it, out comes "Pomp and Circumstance" — the graduation march everyone knows — played on a flute that's just gloriously off-key. And it does not stop. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button closed, for hours until the battery dies. The gift that gives them the ceremony march all over again, except this time it's wonderfully wrong.

That's the whole joke. The bag looks like a normal congrats bag until it serenades the grad with the one song from their ceremony, badly — and keeps going long after they've moved on to the next envelope. A bag that won't quit beats one that gets tossed with the wrapping paper, and it's the gift the grad actually remembers among a pile of cards and checks. Put the real present inside and let the flute butcher the classics.

How the Endless Musical Bag Works

1. Open the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.
2. Pinch the button on top closed, then pull the "pull here" tab to arm it.
3. The next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the song loops non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.
   

Great For

• Graduations — high school, college, or any milestone worth an off-key fanfare.
• The Grad Buried in Gift Cards — this is the one they'll remember.
• Pairing With a Cash Gift — make the envelope a whole (slightly out-of-tune) event.

Put the gift inside, arm the bag, and let the flute butcher the classics.

Dimensions (below snap button)

8.5 Tall x 4 Deep x 8 Wide Inches