Endless Farting Gift Bag

This innocent birthday bag won't stop farting once it's opened

It looks like a cheerful "Happy Birthday" gift bag — confetti lettering, totally normal. Put a real present inside, hand it over, and the second they open it to dig out their gift, it rips a fart. Then another. Then it just keeps going. It loops nonstop, even after they pinch the button shut again, for hours until the battery dies. This is one of those gifts that doesn't stop — the more they fight it, the funnier it gets.

That's the whole joke. The bag seems like a regular gift bag right up until it betrays them mid-unwrapping, and then they're stuck holding a present that won't stop making rude noises in front of everyone. A bag that won't quit beats a normal one that gets recycled the same day — and it earns a "what did you give me?!" every time. Put the actual gift inside and let the bag do the rest.

How the Endless Musical Bag Works

1. Open the bag to test the sound, then place the real gift inside.
2. Pinch the button on top closed, then pull the "pull here" tab to arm it.
3. The next time the bag is opened and the button releases, the fart sounds loop non-stop — even if they re-close the button — and play for hours, until the battery dies.
   

Great For

• Birthdays — the present looks innocent until the whole party hears it.
• The Friend Who Loves a Gross-Out Gag — fart jokes never get old for the right person.
• Pranking a Gift Exchange — a real gift inside, a fart bag on the outside.

Put the gift inside, arm the bag, and wait for the first one to rip.

Dimensions (below snap button)

10 Tall x 5 Deep x 9 Wide Inches