Endless Encouragement Clown Card with Glitter

The Card That Cheers You Up, Then Won't Stop

Looks like a sweet little clown card, until they open it. The front just wants to cheer you up. The inside comes clean: life might be frustrating, but not as frustrating as this card. Then it starts singing — "This is the card that never ends, yes it goes on and on, my friend…" — and it means every word, looping right back to the start, over and over, with no off switch in sight.

How the Endless Musical Card Works

1. Open the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.
2. Insert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
3. Once they open it, the song plays — and loops back to the start over and over, for hours, until the battery dies. Closing the card won't save them.
4. The glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they pry it open to kill the song, glitter spills everywhere.

Plain white envelope included.

Great For

• Cheering someone up (technically) — it's the thought that counts, even when the follow-through is relentless.
• The friend going through it — life's frustrating, this card is more frustrating, and somehow that lands as encouragement.
• Get-well and feel-better moments — a card they physically cannot ignore beats one that sits unopened on the nightstand.
• Anyone who tries to make it stop — prying open the battery to kill the song is exactly when the glitter gets them.
• A little affectionate payback — for the person who's always sending you the annoying stuff.