Endless Burp Day Card with Glitter

Happy Burpday. And then it actually burps. For hours.

The cover shows a kid mid-burp with "HAPPY BURPDAY" lettered straight across his wide-open mouth. The inside reads "HOPE IT'S A GAS!" And the moment they open it, "Happy Birthday" starts playing — except every other note is a burp. Then it loops. And keeps looping. For hours.

It's "Happy Birthday" performed by someone who really should not have had that much soda. The recipient will absolutely laugh, then text you "is it STILL going?!" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps burping for hours. For kids who'll think it's the funniest thing they've ever heard, and grown-ups who secretly agree.

How the Endless Musical Card Works

1. Open the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.
2. Insert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
3. Once they open the card, the song loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.
4. If they try to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.

*Plain white envelope included in all cards

Ideas for When to Use It

• For the kid in your life — they will play it on repeat. They will not get tired of it. You have been warned.
• From the kids — picked it out themselves, naturally, and find it incredible.
• For Dad's birthday — the dad-humor classics never go out of style.
• For the friend who never grew up — affectionately, of course.
• Office birthdays — burps at full volume from a desk drawer is its own kind of celebration.