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Endless Baby Crying Father's Day With Glitter

Endless Baby Crying Father's Day With Glitter

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This innocent-looking Father's Day card plays a baby crying — and Dad can't make it stop

Every dad knows the sound. The 3 a.m. cry. The car-seat cry. The cry that won't quit no matter what you try. Whether he's a brand-new dad still living it or a grandpa who remembers it all too well, this Father's Day card brings it right back. The card looks ordinary, but the moment he opens it, a baby starts crying — and doesn't stop.

It's the kind of card that gets a reaction. He'll almost certainly text you "what did you send me?!" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and forgotten, this one keeps reminding him you're there. For new dads, grandpas, and anyone in between who deserves a Father's Day card completely different from all the rest.

How the Endless Musical Card Works

  1. Open the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.
  2. Insert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
  3. Once Dad opens the card, it loops non-stop — even if he closes it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.
  4. If Dad tries to break the card to stop the sound, a hidden glitter trap is waiting inside.

*Plain white envelope included in all cards

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