Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card
Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

Dam Good Beaver Inappropriate 3D Greeting Card

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Legend has it that a clean beaver always gets the best wood…

It’s time to channel those animalistic instincts and show your lover a dam good night by doin’ it like they do on the Discovery Channel. The front cover suggests that these ravenous rodents dig a midnight romp, so we suggest hibernating before heyday because, well… her lady pond ain’t gonna fill itself. As your lover opens this cheeky pop-up card, they’ll be pleasantly beaved by a couple of mammals ready to Marvin Gaye their way to extinction.

With tail so enticing, the sun won’t be the only thing that rises in the morning…

Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Anniversary cards for husband or wife, funny 3D greeting card for boyfriend or girlfriend, best pop-up cards for lovers, partner or spouse, dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, mature 3D greeting cards for lovers, and more…

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Front cover: Beavers swimming with text, “Beavers are active mainly at night”
Inside of card: 3D beaver with “Get ready for a dam good evening” text