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Bouquet of Dicks Love Greeting Card
Bouquet of Dicks Love Greeting Card
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15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon...
More penis puns...coming. Our Dick Bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your Valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3D greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...packages. As your “honey” opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi-directional, 3D ween will burst from the centerfold.
If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.
Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult 3D greeting cards couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse, and more.
What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Bouquet of dicks on front cover
Inside of the card has several pop up penises
More penis puns...coming. Our Dick Bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your Valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3D greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...packages. As your “honey” opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi-directional, 3D ween will burst from the centerfold.
If you want to get past 3rd base, send this instead of another eggplant emoji.
Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, adult 3D greeting cards couples, cheeky gag gifts for spouse, and more.
What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Bouquet of dicks on front cover
Inside of the card has several pop up penises
