{"product_id":"youre-pregnant-decal-dr-house-meme","title":"\"You're Pregnant\" Decal Dr. House Meme","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"505\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"503\"\u003eHouse Meme Sticker – “You’re Pregnant” Vinyl Decal \u0026amp; Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"560\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"558\"\u003eIt’s Never Lupus. But It Might Be Pregnancy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"912\" class=\"\"\u003ePaging Dr. Chaos:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"580\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eGregory House is back\u003c\/strong\u003e—but this time, he’s on your bumper, laptop, or fridge, ready to deliver\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"717\"\u003ehard truths and sarcastic diagnoses\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewherever you go. 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data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003eweatherproof vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand available as a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e20mm-backed magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e, this\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003e8.5” x 2.5” House meme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003emasterpiece is built for\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003emaximum sarcasm per square inch.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1324\" class=\"\"\u003e🚨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eLimited Edition – Because sarcasm this sharp doesn’t last forever.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🚨\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1329\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003ch2 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data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003eCrisp, high-contrast design – Unmistakably iconic.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1675\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1680\" data-end=\"1749\"\u003eCommercially printed, small-biz powered – No hospital bills here.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1749\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003e✔\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1754\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003eBuy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because you’ll want a spare for emergencies.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1847\" data-end=\"1850\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1895\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1893\"\u003eWho Needs This Sticker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"2243\" class=\"\"\u003e✅\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1899\" 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pickles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3069\" data-end=\"3072\"\u003e🔧\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3075\" data-end=\"3086\"\u003eToolbox\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Sarcastic tools belong with sarcastic tools.\u003cbr data-start=\"3133\" data-end=\"3136\"\u003e📬\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3139\" data-end=\"3150\"\u003eMailbox\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Deliver diagnostic chaos with your utility bills.\u003cbr data-start=\"3202\" data-end=\"3205\"\u003e🩺\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3208\" data-end=\"3265\"\u003eHospital badge reel (we’re not saying to do it, but…)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"3269\" data-end=\"3272\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"3274\" data-end=\"3348\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3277\" data-end=\"3346\"\u003eWhy Our Stickers \u0026amp; Magnets are Smarter Than the Average Diagnosis\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3350\" data-end=\"3434\" class=\"\"\u003e🚫\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3353\" data-end=\"3378\"\u003eNo fading or peeling.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3378\" data-end=\"3381\"\u003e🚫\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3384\" data-end=\"3404\"\u003eNo weak magnets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3404\" data-end=\"3407\"\u003e🚫\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3410\" data-end=\"3432\"\u003eNo boring designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3350\" data-end=\"3434\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3410\" data-end=\"3432\"\u003eFunny Memes - yes!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3436\" data-end=\"3528\" class=\"\"\u003eEvery decal is made by a small biz with a big brain and\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3492\" data-end=\"3526\"\u003ean even bigger sense of humor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"3530\" data-end=\"3533\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"3535\" data-end=\"3599\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3538\" data-end=\"3597\"\u003eWhat People Are Saying (100% Verified, 1000% Diagnosed)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3601\" data-end=\"3805\" class=\"\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"3604\" data-end=\"3664\"\u003e“My friend is a nurse and she SCREAMED when she saw this.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3664\" data-end=\"3667\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"3670\" data-end=\"3737\"\u003e“People honk at me now and I like to believe it’s House-related.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3737\" data-end=\"3740\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"3743\" data-end=\"3803\"\u003e“I slapped it on my whiteboard and now it’s always lupus.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"3807\" data-end=\"3810\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"3812\" data-end=\"3876\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3815\" data-end=\"3874\"\u003eBonus Uses for the “You’re Pregnant” House Meme Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3878\" data-end=\"4200\" class=\"\"\u003e💥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3881\" data-end=\"3943\"\u003eGive it to your TV-obsessed friend who quotes House daily.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3943\" data-end=\"3946\"\u003e💥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3949\" data-end=\"3996\"\u003eStick it on a pregnancy test box for chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3996\" data-end=\"3999\"\u003e💥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4002\" data-end=\"4061\"\u003ePut it on your coffee mug at work. Let HR deal with it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4061\" data-end=\"4064\"\u003e💥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4067\" data-end=\"4131\"\u003eAdd it to a hospital gift basket. Let the reactions roll in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4131\" data-end=\"4134\"\u003e💥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4137\" data-end=\"4198\"\u003eUse it as a non-traditional way to break news to someone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"4202\" data-end=\"4205\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"4207\" data-end=\"4270\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4210\" data-end=\"4268\"\u003eHow to Get This House Meme Sticker Before It Flatlines\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4272\" data-end=\"4460\" class=\"\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4275\" data-end=\"4297\"\u003eBuy 2, Get 1 FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Spread the sarcasm.\u003cbr data-start=\"4319\" data-end=\"4322\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4325\" data-end=\"4348\"\u003eFREE U.S. shipping!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Diagnosis: Free delivery.\u003cbr data-start=\"4376\" data-end=\"4379\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4382\" data-end=\"4402\"\u003eLimited edition!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Once they’re gone, they’re gone (like your patience).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","offers":[{"title":"Bumper Sticker","offer_id":43116409487434,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bumper Magnet","offer_id":43116409520202,"sku":null,"price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/files\/il_fullxfull.6792842153_g7xq.webp?v=1764403518","url":"https:\/\/tirecockz.com\/products\/youre-pregnant-decal-dr-house-meme","provider":"TireCockz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}