{"product_id":"shes-bwoken-hes-woke","title":"She's Bwoken (He's Woke)","description":"\u003cp\u003e🚨 WARNING: These bumper stickers and magnets may cause laughing fits in traffic. 🚨\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWelcome to Frog Mustard — home of unhinged, weatherproof, high-quality chaos for your car. Est. 2023. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ five-star reviews, featured in the New York Times, and stocked in 70+ retail stores (including Zumiez). You're in weird company.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e🐸 PRODUCT INFO:\u003cbr\u003e-Rectangular designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches\u003cbr\u003e-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches\u003cbr\u003e-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly. Mockup images are not to scale.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e💪 MATERIAL:\u003cbr\u003e-Premium all-weather vinyl\u003cbr\u003e-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe\u003cbr\u003e-Apocalypse-resistant\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e🧲 MAGNETS:\u003cbr\u003e-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.\u003cbr\u003e-Upgrade to 30 mil on our site — recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e🧼 STICKER APPLICATION:\u003cbr\u003e-Clean surface with water (avoid detergent or alcohol - but if you must use it - make sure it is all removed prior to applying).\u003cbr\u003e-Dry fully. Apply to smooth, glossy, non-textured areas.\u003cbr\u003e-Press from center out to avoid bubbles.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e⚠️ MAGNET APPLICATION:\u003cbr\u003e-Only sticks to metal — bumpers on newer cars are often plastic.\u003cbr\u003e-Air bubbles? Normal. Heat helps flatten them.\u003cbr\u003e-Remove before car washes or extreme weather conditions.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e❗ DISCLAIMERS:\u003cbr\u003e-We don’t offer refunds for application to textured\/plastic\/dirty surfaces.\u003cbr\u003e-Minor variations in cut\/print are normal — these are handmade.\u003cbr\u003e-These are glossy\/smooth surface, road, and car tested. You assume the risk if you apply to a weird surface.\u003cbr\u003e-If your order arrives damaged, just message us — we’ll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e📦 SHIPPING:\u003cbr\u003e-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington\u003cbr\u003e-We ship worldwide 🌍\u003cbr\u003e-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via Etsy or Pitney Bowes.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e🎁 ALSO FROM FROG MUSTARD:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMonthly Sticker Subscriptions at frogmustardstickers.com\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSubmit a design to our monthly Frog Army Sticker Stars contest and win a free sticker or magnet!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFollow @frogmustardstickers for memes, giveaways, and general chaos\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWHY FROG MUSTARD?\u003cbr\u003eBecause we are the best.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eQuestions? hello@frogmustardstickers.com\u003cbr\u003e🛒 frogmustardstickers.com\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e🧷 TAGS: funny bumper sticker, weird car magnet, unhinged vinyl decal, frog mustard stickers, waterproof magnet\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shut Up and Take my MONEY","offers":[{"title":"Bumper Sticker","offer_id":43116410503242,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bumper Magnet","offer_id":43116410536010,"sku":null,"price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/files\/il_fullxfull.6930411594_rvtd.webp?v=1764403567","url":"https:\/\/tirecockz.com\/products\/shes-bwoken-hes-woke","provider":"TireCockz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}