{"product_id":"go-f-yourself-valentines-day-pack","title":"Go F* Yourself\" Valentine's Day Pack","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"229\" data-start=\"158\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Go F* Yourself Valentine’s Day Pack - Because Love is Overrated\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-end=\"523\" data-start=\"231\"\u003eValentine’s Day is supposed to be about flowers, chocolates, and candlelit dinners, right? Wrong. It’s about sending a very clear, very bold message - \u003cem data-end=\"399\" data-start=\"382\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"389\" data-start=\"383\"\u003eGo F\u003c\/em\u003e Yourself\u003c\/em\u003e*. And thanks to this unapologetically savage bundle, you can deliver that message in the most unforgettable way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-end=\"1009\" data-start=\"525\"\u003eThis isn’t your average “aww so sweet” Valentine’s gift. Nope. This is an \u003cstrong data-end=\"643\" data-start=\"599\"\u003eexplosion of petty, naughty, NSFW energy\u003c\/strong\u003e designed to make your recipient laugh, cry, or both. Inside this pack, you’re getting an \u003cem data-end=\"781\" data-start=\"733\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"752\" data-start=\"734\"\u003eEmojibator “Go F\u003c\/em\u003e Yourself” eggplant vibrator\u003c\/em\u003e* with 10 powerful vibration settings, a bag of fruity gummy dicks, and a pop-up dick card that does all the talking for you. Sprinkle in optional glitter or dick confetti and you’ve got the prank equivalent of a nuclear bomb.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-end=\"1130\" data-start=\"1011\"\u003e👉 Skip the clichés. Send them the Valentine’s pack that literally says what you wish you could text: Go F* Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-end=\"1135\" data-start=\"1132\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-end=\"1189\" data-start=\"1137\"\u003eWhy This is the Ultimate Valentine’s Power Move\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-end=\"1412\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003eAnyone can run to Walgreens on February 13th and panic-buy a box of Russell Stover’s. That’s lazy, and your ex, your frenemy, or even your significant other who secretly deserves it, won’t remember it two seconds later.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-end=\"1611\" data-start=\"1414\"\u003eBut this? This is memorable. This is bold. This is a mix of edible chaos, cheeky dick humor, and an eggplant-shaped vibrator that doubles as both a gag gift and a very functional stress reliever.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-end=\"1743\" data-start=\"1613\"\u003eYou’re not just giving candy or flowers - you’re handing someone an experience that will live rent-free in their head for years.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-end=\"1748\" data-start=\"1745\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-end=\"1804\" data-start=\"1750\"\u003eWhat’s Inside the Go F* Yourself Valentine’s Pack\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli data-end=\"1983\" data-start=\"1808\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-end=\"1840\" data-start=\"1808\"\u003eEmojibator Eggplant Vibrator\u003c\/strong\u003e - 10 vibration settings, body-safe, and designed to deliver a “healthy serving of vitamin D.” Subtle? Not even close. Effective? Absolutely.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-end=\"2097\" data-start=\"1986\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-end=\"2008\" data-start=\"1986\"\u003eBag of Gummy Dicks\u003c\/strong\u003e - Sweet, fruity, and shaped exactly like the insult you’ve been dying to say out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-end=\"2231\" data-start=\"2100\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-end=\"2120\" data-start=\"2100\"\u003ePop-Up Dick Card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Because sometimes you need paper-based reinforcement. The inside delivers the bold message loud and clear.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-end=\"2391\" data-start=\"2234\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-end=\"2271\" data-start=\"2234\"\u003eOptional Glitter or Dick Confetti\u003c\/strong\u003e - Why stop at candy and a vibrator when you can leave them cleaning up sparkle and dicks from their carpet for weeks?\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003chr data-end=\"2396\" data-start=\"2393\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-end=\"2427\" data-start=\"2398\"\u003eReal Stories, Real Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-end=\"2751\" data-start=\"2429\"\u003eOne customer sent this pack to their ex with no return address. Weeks later, they found out the poor bastard was still pulling dick-shaped gummies out of his couch cushions. 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