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Endless Meowy Christmas Card with Glitter
Endless Meowy Christmas Card with Glitter
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This Christmas card meows "Carol of the Bells" nonstop until the battery dies
It looks like a beautiful holiday card — Then they open it, and a choir of cats launches into "Carol of the Bells" — every note meowed, in three-part harmony, and it does not stop. Close the card and it keeps singing. Set it down and it keeps singing. This is one of those cards that doesn't stop playing — it loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. You can open it to test the sound, sign it, and get it ready first; it only arms once you pull the tab, so there's no rush and no surprises on your end.
That's the whole joke, a card that won't stop beats one that gets read once and stuck on the mantel. It keeps meowing long enough to earn a "what did you send me?!" text, and it's the one card at the gift exchange everyone remembers. For cat people, Christmas people, and anyone who deserves a little festive chaos.
How the Endless Musical Card Works
- Open the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.
- Insert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
- Once they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.
- The glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.
Great For
- Christmas — the prettiest card on the mantel, and the loudest.
- Cat People — they'll love it, then they'll plot revenge.
- A Gift Exchange or Stocking — the card that wins the whole room.
- Anyone Who Loves a Carol — just not like this.
Plain white envelope included in all cards
