{"product_id":"dads-gay-bumper-sticker","title":"Both My Dads Think Your Gay Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003ch1 data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eBumper Stickers That Make People Go “Huh?”\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eIntroducing our boldest, gayest, most grammatically unhinged design yet. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"307\"\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"325\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e reads:\u003cbr data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"335\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"368\"\u003e“both my dads think your gay”\u003c\/strong\u003e —\u003cbr data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eand yes, we know it’s wrong. We made it that way \u003cem data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eon purpose\u003c\/em\u003e. It’s chaotic. It’s a \u003cstrong data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"481\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e that hits like a typo tweet you can’t stop thinking about. And it belongs on your bumper, toolbox, water bottle, dorm mini-fridge, mailbox, or your \u003cem data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"645\"\u003ebig gay heart\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eIf you're here for grammar, please exit stage left. If you're here to make someone at a red light absolutely spiral, congratulations. You win.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"796\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"844\"\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker or Magnet? You Decide.\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003eWhy does this exist? Because two dads, somewhere, saw your driving and said, “Yeah. That tracks.” We made it loud. We made it proud. We made it just grammatically incorrect enough to make both your English teacher and your aunt's new conservative boyfriend weep.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eTypos? Absolutely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eIntent? Fully loaded.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003eVibes? Maximum unhinged.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003eChoose \u003cstrong data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003evinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e — both are weatherproof, judgment-proof, and parent-approved. Especially if your parents are both dudes and have a wicked sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1445\"\u003ePremium Weatherproof Sticker for the Unapologetically Online\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1793\"\u003eThis isn’t some cheap, pixelated nonsense cooked up on a drop-shipping site. This is \u003cstrong data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eindustrial-grade vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e, precision die-cut and lovingly abused by our printers right here in the U.S. We drag every sticker through a swamp of sass, sarcasm, and UV-protective laminate so it can survive your back window, a Florida summer, or an Idaho winter.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"1795\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"1795\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003eWaterproof? Yup.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"1818\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003eFade-resistant? Yes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"1845\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1847\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1847\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003eWorthy of your car, laptop, or busted emotional support Nalgene? Duh.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"2091\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1926\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e version is perfect for long-term commitment. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"2000\" data-end=\"2014\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e version is removable in case you need to hide it when your uncle comes over.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"2093\" data-end=\"2096\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"2098\" data-end=\"2171\"\u003eCar Magnet Version: For the Chronically Unhinged but Commitment-Phobic\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2173\" data-end=\"2261\"\u003eWant the chaos without the commitment? The \u003cstrong data-start=\"2216\" data-end=\"2230\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e edition is here for you, baby.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"2263\" data-end=\"2406\"\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"2263\" data-end=\"2288\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2265\" data-end=\"2288\"\u003eSlap it on your bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"2289\" data-end=\"2340\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2291\" data-end=\"2340\"\u003eTake it off when you pick Grandma up from church.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"2341\" data-end=\"2406\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2343\" data-end=\"2406\"\u003eSlap it on again before pulling into Whole Foods like a menace.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2408\" data-end=\"2679\"\u003eEvery \u003cstrong data-start=\"2414\" data-end=\"2438\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e magnet we sell is thick, durable, and made to endure the heat of both your engine and your unresolved trauma. No peeling. No flopping. No weak magnets. This thing will cling to your car tighter than a kid in a Target aisle asking for a toy.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"2681\" data-end=\"2684\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"2686\" data-end=\"2730\"\u003eNot Just Funny—Historically Irresponsible\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2732\" data-end=\"2793\"\u003eLet’s be honest, this might be the first sticker that’s both:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"2795\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"2795\" data-end=\"2822\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2797\" data-end=\"2822\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2797\" data-end=\"2822\"\u003eA queer rights anthem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"2823\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2825\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2825\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003eAnd a grammatical hate crime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2859\" data-end=\"2880\"\u003eWe love that for you.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"3150\"\u003ePut it next to your “Don’t Honk I’m Facetiming My Cat” sticker. Layer it over your “Horse Denier” magnet. Gift it to your bisexual coworker. Confuse everyone at the dog park. This is the \u003cstrong data-start=\"3069\" data-end=\"3086\"\u003evinyl sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e version of a Tumblr post your therapist would warn you about.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3152\" data-end=\"3272\"\u003eIf it doesn’t get at least one person to yell “What the hell does that mean?!” at a gas station, we will personally cry.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"3274\" data-end=\"3277\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"3279\" data-end=\"3301\"\u003eNeed-to-Know Specs:\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"3303\" data-end=\"3590\"\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3303\" data-end=\"3324\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3305\" data-end=\"3324\"\u003eSize: 8.5” x 2.5”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3325\" data-end=\"3391\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3327\" data-end=\"3391\"\u003eMaterial: Premium weatherproof vinyl or thick removable magnet\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3392\" data-end=\"3456\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3394\" data-end=\"3456\"\u003eFinish: Matte for that sleek, “I know what I’m doing” energy\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3457\" data-end=\"3497\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3459\" data-end=\"3497\"\u003ePrinting: In-house, lovingly chaotic\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3498\" data-end=\"3544\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3500\" data-end=\"3544\"\u003eShipping: Free U.S. shipping on all orders\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3545\" data-end=\"3590\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3547\" data-end=\"3590\"\u003eDesigned and shipped by real life weirdos\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"3592\" data-end=\"3595\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"3597\" data-end=\"3626\"\u003eCollectible Unhinged Vibes\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3628\" data-end=\"3750\"\u003eThis isn’t just a \u003cstrong data-start=\"3646\" data-end=\"3670\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s part of the Frog Mustard legacy. Pair it with our other bestsellers like:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul data-start=\"3752\" data-end=\"3921\"\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3752\" data-end=\"3792\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3754\" data-end=\"3792\"\u003e“Don’t Hit Me My Piss Jugs Are Full”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3793\" data-end=\"3831\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3795\" data-end=\"3831\"\u003e“Horse Denier (They Are Not Real)”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3832\" data-end=\"3878\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3834\" data-end=\"3878\"\u003e“I Eat Copper Cables (Nature’s Licorice™)”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli data-start=\"3879\" data-end=\"3921\"\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3881\" data-end=\"3921\"\u003e“I Piss Red I Shit White I Bleed Blue”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"3923\" data-end=\"4006\"\u003eTogether they form the Infinity Stones of “what the hell is wrong with you” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr data-start=\"4008\" data-end=\"4011\"\u003e \u003ch2 data-start=\"4013\" data-end=\"4019\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4021\" data-end=\"4272\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4021\" data-end=\"4070\"\u003eIs this bumper sticker actually weatherproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4070\" data-end=\"4073\"\u003eYes. Whether you’re going through a car wash, a snowstorm, or just a heated conversation with your neighbor, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"4187\" data-end=\"4211\"\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e can handle it all. Same goes for the \u003cstrong data-start=\"4249\" data-end=\"4263\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e version.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4274\" data-end=\"4506\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4274\" data-end=\"4307\"\u003eWill people know it’s a joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4307\" data-end=\"4310\"\u003eIf they don’t, even better. But yes—this is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"4356\" data-end=\"4380\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e designed to be satirical, confusing, and wildly irreverent. The typo is 100% on purpose. We even debated adding \u003cem data-start=\"4493\" data-end=\"4499\"\u003emore\u003c\/em\u003e typos.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp data-start=\"4508\" data-end=\"4728\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4508\" data-end=\"4555\"\u003eCan I use the magnet on any part of my car?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4555\" data-end=\"4558\"\u003eMost modern bumpers are plastic, so we recommend placing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"4619\" data-end=\"4633\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e on a metal surface like the trunk, hatch, or side panels. 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