{"title":"Tirecockz","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"tirecockz-penis-valve-cap-cover","title":"Tirecockz Prank Dick Shaped Valve Stem Caps","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDescription:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay not be your standard 8-inches, but it’s bigger than any of your other hookups. What’s better than its length you ask? Being able to prank the sh*t out of your family and friends. Cover that valve stem cap with the beauty and the style known as “TireCockz.” These first ever weenie caps will have jaws dropping and minds blown (no literally). The perfect gift for any gathering: Bachelor\/Bachelorette, Birthdays, Weddings, and hell even funerals. Now suck it up and purchase your very own TireCockz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatented Design Protected by U.S. Patent #D991156\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOfficial Cock Mobile Design:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a standard length of 1.625-inches (including balls).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan screw on to any Schrader style valve stem (most common valve stem in car tires)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContains four cockz in each pack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA multitude of colors (for the risky: we have glow in the dark).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUsed for cars, bikes, motorcycles (etc.).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo the black cockz aren’t bigger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat for pranking and gag gifts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BZ00_3fo5Dk\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" frameborder=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/files\/made-in-the-usa_480x480.jpg?v=1605858355\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTireCockz are proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso available on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B07WXJ9DKN\"\u003eAmazon\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B07WXJ9DKN\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/files\/available_at_amazon_1200x600_Nvz5h2M_480x480.png?v=1634276129\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNow available at select Spencer's Gifts!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/products\/tirecockz-spencers-1_f0d4538f-545e-4ea8-a9eb-a0588a5554f5_480x480.jpg?v=1634275115\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/products\/tirecockz-spencers-1_f0d4538f-545e-4ea8-a9eb-a0588a5554f5_480x480.jpg?v=1634275115\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TireCockz","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":30358253862986,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":30358253830218,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":30358253928522,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":30358253961290,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green (Regular)","offer_id":30358253994058,"sku":"0","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":30358254026826,"sku":"0","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":31223560273994,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green (Glow in the dark)","offer_id":30229178286154,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":32387286106186,"sku":"","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/products\/tirecockz-packaging-pink.jpg?v=1608616106"},{"product_id":"tirecockz-prank-valve-stem-caps-christmas-edition","title":"TireCockz Prank Valve Stem Caps Christmas Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTirecockz: Christmas Edition\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDeck your balls with cockz of merry fa la la la la la la la la. 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Let our Tirecockz constantly remind us of the Christmas Spirit that lies within.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDie Hard Christmas Cockz:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWith a standard length of 1.625 inches (including balls).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eContains four cocks in each pack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eContains Grinch Green and Hard Red.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eUsed for cars, bikes, motorcycles (etc.).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFYI these are actual Elf penises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGreat for pranking and gag gifts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eUS Patent #D991156\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/files\/made-in-the-usa_480x480.jpg?v=1605858355\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TireCockz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32598971154506,"sku":"","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/1301\/3834\/products\/tirecockz-christmas-cockz.jpg?v=1606628098"},{"product_id":"tirecockz-halloweenie-halloween-edition","title":"Tirecockz Halloweenie - Halloween Edition","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIntroducing the Tirecockz Halloweenie - Penis-Shaped Prank Valve Stem Caps, the spooktacular way to add a devilishly cheeky twist to your ride this Halloween season!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🎃 Trick or Tire-t!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTired of the same old boring valve stem caps on your wheels? 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