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This is for the dedicated.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur 3D weed greeting card will give any blunt-loving smoker the headiest laugh since their first taste of “the marijuana”. The outside of this hilarious 420 card features a pot leaf and two crossed joints. It’s basically a pirate flag for spliff-smoking escapists. As the not-so-lonely stoner opens your pop up greeting card, make sure they don’t drop their joint when they see the cartoon pot leaf smoking itself into oblivion. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd if you really want to blow a mind, give it to ‘em while they’re high as sh*t. A super stoned pot leaf smoking itself. 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Because the inside this drug-themed greeting card features everyone’s favorite fungus in three (actual) dimensions. The outside of this 3D card displays several psychedelic shrooms. As the card is opened, the visuals take off like a rocketship. 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